The Blind Item Guessing Game: Double The Fun: Your Guesses

Your guesses are in! Take another dip in Two Filthy and Delicious Blind Vices:
Ted sez: "So, there ugly-ass Shep happens to be, getting pampered at one of Hell-Ay's myriad star-cuddling hot spots. Uniformed peeps standing by to pick your nose or clip your toes or polish your ass for a mere two or three of four hundred bucks, nothing more. Mr. S. has requested a special uniform wearer to perform his pampering of choice, some sort of hot-toweled routine designed to massage that enormous...ego of his." Read the item.
You say: Your answers are after the jump.
You say [Sinister Shepard]: You guessed John Travolta. This, of course, completely ignores the fact that he's a happily married man and that the overlords at the Scientology mothership would surely shock such aberrant behavior out of him with an e-meter. LRH would never countenance such shenanigans, and we're pretty sure there's an entire chapter in Dianetics about the evils of gay handjobs in tony spas.
You also say: Kevin Spacey ran a close second, but just because a guy has a strange Bobby Darin fixation doesn't mean he's begging for happy endings at Burke Williams. For shame. No one else gathered more than one vote, so we're not even going to mention them.
You say [Marla Jean Jitters]: Nobody seemed to have any strong feelings on the female half of the blind item, but a few of you offered up Britney Spears, thinking her infamous ginseng chugging incident indicted her. It was ginseng, people! Not booze. Other notables receiving mentions: Teri Hatcher, Tara Reid, Nicole Kidman, Anna Nicole Smith, and Lindsay Lohan. This part of the item was pretty much an afterthought, so don't beat yourselves up too much for phoning it in.
And The Andy Dick Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Sinister Shepard: Andy Dick; Marla Jean Jitters: Andy Dick. A daily double!
As always, thanks for playing!