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Media-obsessed sister site Gawker is kind enough to host a video collision of two great tastes from 2004 that taste great together, freelance celebutante vaginalist Paris Hilton and megalomaniac fauxteur Vincent Gallo. You got your on-camera blowjob and 70s art-house pretensions on my publicity-hungry skank! No, YOU got your publicity-hungry skank on MY on-camera blowjob and 70s art-house pretensions! We're not exactly sure of what to make of this supposedly Gallo-directed short, but one thing is for certain: Paris Hilton slowly rotating on a lazy susan is completely hypnotic, and our eyes have gone all swirly like a pair of three-dollar X-ray specs. Also, we've soiled ourselves.