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Whoo, it's a paper-thin gossip day:

· She dreamt about David Gest last night, and she fell out of bed twice: Liza Minnelli hospitalized. [AP]
· James L. Brooks would apparently like some salsa on his chips: Spanglish the latest in a Brooksian trend of fetishistic Latina-chasing wish fulfillments. [Page Six]
· After six months of planning, George Carlin finally finds time to go to rehab. Yeah, we're pretty busy too; I guess I'll wait until June to treat my debilitating painkiller addiction. Now that's some weird spin. [Page Six]