Bridget Jones's Falsies

A reader discovers Renee Zellweger's, um, revealing lingerie recommendations among the "Star Choices" section at the La Petite Croquette website:
FASHION FORM Silicone Enhancers— $ 50.00 If you’re looking for an easy way to get more OOMPH! than nature gave you, these silicone enhancers add up to one full cup size instantly. Safe and comfortable, just slip them in your bra (or even your bathing suit) to give lift and create cleavage. Unlike a padded bra—or the ol’ tissue trick—these are not at all bulky. They feel exactly like a natural breast—someone can brush up against you and never know they’re faux. For women who want to fill out a top, have had a mastectomy or just want a boost, these enhancers give instant va va va voom.
Apparently not everyone can keep their breasts when they drop 40 pounds after a role to return to their 95-lb fighting weight. Which, of course, just makes Lindsay Lohan's chest seem all the more magical.