The Blind Item Guessing Game: Casting Couch Action: Your Answers

Let's wrap up yet another scintillating edition of the Blind Item Guessing Game, before our inbox becomes any more laden with your enthusiastic replies. Bone up on One Helpful Blind Vice before moving on to the guesses:
Ted sez: "Slick Nick has it all: career, great hair, looks, chicks everywhere he burps and winks. Damn, he's got everything a full-blooded, babe-beddin' straight stud could ever wet-dream of, right? Well... Yep...and nope." Read the item.
You say: Your answers are after the jump.
You say: You guessed Colin Farrell, barely containing your disdain for Mr Casablanca's declining ability to properly mask his blind items. (We can't even entertain the thought that Ted is slipping, lest we descend into madness. He's playing us all like a cheap fiddle, don't you see it?!) Says one of you, "Hair? Check. Career? Check. Burps and Winks? Check Tries hard to appear hetero in front of cameras? I'd say all the public womanizing and admitted party-hardy drunken demeanor should do it." All we know is that the NYDN strenuously claims that he recently porked Lindsay Lohan. That's pretty un-gay. Right? And y'all said some pretty uncharitable things about Joel Schumacher and Kevin Spacey, which we won't repeat in this space. For shame.
You also say: Oh, not so sure now, are you? Because many of you also guessed Jude Law, mostly because he's been in about fifty movies this year, and he's so good looking that he even turns us gay for eight seconds when we look at him. One of you, however, has a thing against the British: "Being British and gay are the same things, really, but I don't believe for a minute that Sienna Miller is anything more than facial hair." Well, sir or ma'am, you are entitled to your opinion. Also, avoid London. It's full of gays. Like 10 million of them.
And The Andy Dick Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Andy Dick, who, quite frankly, is probably getting a little tired of you kicking him around week after week. As punishment, he's going to show up at your place of business and lick your nipples.
Thanks for playing!