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Despite Lindsay Lohan's public re-education effort aimed at getting people to a) stop talking about her chest and b) stress that they are "real," they persist in being objects of fascination. (Our pet theory: She is the first movie star, ever, to have huge breasts. Well, at least the magical kind that grow naturally overnight.) Now, some troublemakers called Lohan Freestyle have penned a love song to America's most notorious rack, a song that will quickly overtake the internets and inevitably wind up blasting out of an Escalade near you. We already can't stop humming it.