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It appears that Monday night's celebrity clusterfuck at Koi was even worse than the photos led us to believe. An operative reports on the scene:

Monday was a busy night at Koi. Paris with her cell phone glued to her face. It had some sparkly cover that blinded people as she wondered through the place. Apparently Scott Stuber had a surprise birthday party there. I am sure he is pissed that the Skank Patrol got more attention. Also, Estella Warren was there holding court, with whom I don't know, but people kept going by to say hello to her.

How the place wasn't sucked into a black hole from the incredible density of self-importance, we'll never know.