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If courting celebrities to confer some buzz upon your eatery or nightlife hotspot is an art, then Monday night's Hilton/Lohan/Simpson appearance at Koi was like Bob Ross taking a shit on a Jackson Pollack painting. And we're not even going to further cloud the analogy by mentioning that Fred Durst was there.

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