Poor Bernie Kerik. All he wanted as a cool new job, and now every little detail of his life is on the cover of the papers. First came the revelations of his Zoe Baird problem with a domestic employee, which caused him to withdraw himself from the Secretary of Homeland Security appointment.

Now The Daily News is piling on even more with the claim that Kerik had an affair with his publisher, "the stunningly attractive" Judith Regan. (Flashback: "She is brash, very assertive, extremely demanding, and talks like a man," Kerik on Regan.)

Frankly, we're afraid of what may be revealed next. Actually, we're not afraid: We're psyched.
Now his double affair laid bare [NYD]
Judith Regan: Tough Enough