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Just in case anyone is still arguing about the authenticity of the "scans" of Lindsay Lohan's "lost" driver's license and black AmEx card that were circulating yesterday, an update: One anonymous reader ran the driver's license number and found that it's about as real as Lohan's...let's just say it didn't check out and be done with this nastiness, shall we? Another concerned citizen informed us that one of the black AmEx's most endearing features is that the cardholder's name isn't printed on it.* Obviously, we wouldn't know anything about that; we've always found the plain, green model to be perfectly adequate for being cut up at drinking establishments all over town. We now return you to your everyday, non-Lohan-related activities.

[*UPDATE: We've heard a report that some of these cards DO have the name on the front. Yeah, the Lohan one is still fake. Also, we're well aware that her middle name is Morgan. Jeez, even IMDb knows that.]