Lindsay Lohan's "Lost" Items

An e-mail purporting to be from the lucky person who found Lindsay Lohan's purse in a NYC club (as presented in today's Page Six story) is burning up the internets, with these "scans" of her "lost" black AmEx card and driver's license attached. We thought we'd check the CA license number through the DMV to prove it's a fake (both items and the e-mail certainly are), but reading the fine print made us realize that's—how do you say?—illegal. More importantly, it costs 30 bucks, and that credit card number ain't gonna go through. For the time being, the authenticity of these cards will remain an article of faith, standing as our generation's Shroud of Turin.