Paris Buys Paris, Part III

Are you starting to get the feeling that a large chunk of Paris Hilton's day is budgeted for driving around Los Angeles, looking for opportunities to be photographed next to her image or her name? It's only a matter of time before this becomes a full-time gig, with Paris driving from boutique to boutique in a Hummer airbrushed with her likeness, stopping only to conspicuously have sex with whatever celebrities she bumps into at the stores. Someone call Fox, we think we've just stumbled onto a premise for The Simple Life 4.