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Blog Vividblurry obtains an advance (read: illegally downloaded) copy of Lindsay Lohan's first album and offers a review of the inevitable pop phase of her career. Naturally, it's impossible to consider Lohan's talents without invoking the work of the other giants of her entertainment peer group:

The 10 tracks preceding "Rumors" are Ashlee Simpson with a hint of Hilary Duff, Avril Lavigne with a dash of Kelly Clarkson. Nothing new here. Just another girl in expensive leather boots pretending to rawk out... The strongest tracks take full advantage of Lohan's scratchy moans and endearing lack of range.

If the album doesn't take off when it "drops" (as the kids are fond of saying) tomorrow, it may have a second life in adult bookstores, with eager, new fans plugging in quarter after quarter to listen intently to each "scratchy moan." Your move, Hilary Duff.