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When we heard about the epidemic of Val Kilmer graffiti breaking out across Toronto, we dared to hope that the pranksters responsible were Oliver Stone and Kilmer himself, trying to build some viral buzz before our neighbors to the north learned the awful truth about Alexander. The real story behind the graffiti is somewhat less magical than our dreams of Val and Oliver, clutching bags full of stickers and cans of black Krylon, leaving their mark on a sleeping city. And yes, they're wearing togas.