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A lone voice from the Desert of Truth that is the anonymous Craiglist post, a Britney Spears pregnancy rumor we can all believe in:

Britney and Kevin Federline are having a baby boy, and rumor has it the name will be Cheeto. I think they're looking for a nanny, so if you are up for it, contact me and I'll get you in touch with the right people that handle Brit, kevin and Cheeto. I am for real.

Let's not mess up this beautiful moment with a lot of talking, OK?

UPDATE: Many have noted that this CL post may have been "inspired" (let's be charitable) by a post by our genius ladyfriends at Go Fug Yourself. Let's not lose sight of what's important here: Britney Spears is carrying a Cheeto in her womb, and that is an occasion for much rejoicing. Huzzah!