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As we bring yet another installment of the Blind Item Guessing Game to a close, we'd like to pause, lightly punch our readers in the arm, and tell them how much we love them. Yes, we're quite drunk, and typing is exquisitely difficult at the moment, but we mean it this time. Quickly review One Useless Blind Vice before moving on to your answers:

Ted sez: "Oy, this guy's a whiner. And a damn good actor, too (though nobody gives him credit for it), 'cause he's got the world—and those few left who drool over him—fooled that he's a charismatic, irresistible kinda guy. Down, flaccid and out in Beverly Hills is much more like it." Read the item.

You say: Your answers after the jump.

You say: Scratching out a victory is Burt Reynolds, former Big Deal Movie Star and current plaintiff. You loved him in Cannonball Run, you tolerated him in Stroker Ace, and you forgot about him for a decade until Boogies Nights came along. Remarking on Reynolds' frigid career, a reader is "Awaiting next week's blind item about Phillip Michael Thomas not having enough change to cover his Snickers bar." Snap, yo. We're not convinced he's at the end of the breadcrumb trail that Ted's left for us, but boy, that Loni Anderson was a hot tamale on WKRP. What were we talking about again?

You also say: The Rock. Big muscles, possible wearer of a jockstrap, undeniable charisma. But how big do you have to be before Ted calls you big? Bigger than The Rock, we think. But what do we know, we're drunk. We mentioned that, right? Other mentions went to Sly Stallone, Jean-Claude Van Damme, and Bob Uecker (!), but we think those were from their desperate publicists.

You say, completely ignoring all of the clues in the blind item: We don't have the kind of time it would take to reproduce all of them here. At least no one guessed any actresses.

And The Andy Dick Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Andy Dick. The thought of him in a jockstrap has sterilized us and everyone that reads these words. See a doctor immediately.

As always, thanks for playing!