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An anonymous prankster e-mailed us to lay claim to "leaking' the supposed lineup for next year's Coachella Festival on their message boards—a lineup which, in the words of one board poster, reads like a "Pitchfork reader's wishlist." Supposedly among the 2005 bands are David Bowie, Coldplay, REM, Tears for Fears (!), and just about any group anyone who's ever watched The O.C. has heard of. The hoaxer later copped to his cruel, indie ruse, but not before the story found its way off the music blogs and into some mainstream sources. The truly funny thing is that by the time everything is said and done, no one would be surprised if the invented list is at least half correct (right now we hear that the dates of the show aren't even finalized). All of this subterfuge is making us nostalgic for the more innocent days of this summer's festival, where we endured the brutal heat to get drunk and wander around looking for Seth and Summer.