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—Drew Barrymore on father John Barrymore, who died earlier today: "He was a cool cat. Please smile when you think of him." We're not sure if that will make the headstone, but a nice sentiment nonetheless.
—The list of famous people Paris Hilton's hasn't fucked shrinks yet again. Also, (yawn) Paris is spotted in a (yawn) gay (yawn) bar.
—Foot-mirrored sister site Fleshbot offers a highly suspect Britney Spears upskirt photo for your debunking pleasure.
—Towleroad proudly presents Colin Farrell's Man on Man Movie Kiss Manual.