Hollywood PrivacyWatch Special Edition: Turkey Day Tippling

A reader's series of celebrity sightings on the eve of Thanksgiving confirms that the famous are just like us: They know that a crippling hangover is a wonderful buffer for all of the family drama that unfolds over a day pounding down turkey.
I was hanging at Guy's last night. I saw lots of tabloid-worthy celebs like the Olsen Twins (sorry girls, you'll always be the Olsen Twins-in town for Turkey Day?), Wes Anderson, Rick Solomon, and less tabloid-worthy Michael Vartan, and Twiggy Ramirez. Oh yeah, Billy Zane was there and I think he was with Kelly Brook but I was so shocked at how small the girl was (who I think was Kelly Brook) that I thought it wasn't her. Anyway, MK, as we all call her, came in, did some texting from her blackberry or something, left, and about 16 minutes later, re-appeared with her twin and some loser guys. Very cheese. Then about 15 minutes later, Ashley (the blond twin), left. Hmmm. They seemed very different - MK is definitely more of a loner.
Go easy on MK, okay? She was probably just dreading a day centered around eating.