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We hate to admit it, but we've become completely desensitized to Paris Hilton sex stories. Today's Rush & Molloy column in the NY Daily News reveals that Hustler will be running pictures of Hilton kissing a woman (and clothed pictures, no less), and we practically had to apply jumper cables to our privates to even get through the item. It's a sorry state of affairs when the atrocious grammar on her t-shirt does more to raise our blood pressure than the "lesbian make-out" she's now rendered utterly mundane. [Ed. note—Was the printer fresh out of apostrophes?] This is truly a sad day for us all. Let the cutting commence.