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As always, we love how you turn our Thursday inbox into a repository of outrage, bemusement, and possibly actionable hearsay with your responses to the Blind Item Guessing Game. Take a quick refresher course in One Traditional Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Poor Unschtuppable Sheila. She's been discreetly dating gay men for practically longer than she's been famous. Sheila's mama, Lush Leona, probably taught her daughter just how to nab these dudes who ultimately prefer dudes, for what reason I cannot fathom." Read the item.

You say: Your guesses are after the jump.

You say: Not only did you nearly unanimously nominate Liza Minelli Queen of Ted's Blind Item Prom, many of you openly mocked the insufficient difficulty level of the item (not to mention expressed your anger at being subjected to Liza-related sexual imagery). Sayeth a couple of you: "Too easy. Zach Braff easy. Ted's losing it. (Off to use gallons of booze to remove the mental image of Liza Minelli having sex.)", "I really didn't need the visual of her "smoldering down below," etc etc. But we bristle at your suggestions that ex-hubby David Gest might secretly be a gay. He's clearly an asexual vampire creature yet to be categorized by science, let alone grammar-mangling gossip columnists.

You also say: Carrie Fisher finishes a very, very distant second on the strength of a highly public, highly dysfunctional childhood. Others receiving guesses of the more random persuasion were Lindsay Lohan ("I mean c'mon: Wilmer? Aaron Carter?? Who's next: Elijah Wood?"), Melissa Rivers, Star Jones, and Ashley Judd.

And The Andy Dick Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Andy Dick, whom one of you memorably fantasized to be a cross-dresser.

Thanks for playing!