It's Official: Lohan And Valderrama Split

As the folks at LA.comfidential reported last night, it looks like Lindsay Lohan and Wilmer "Fez" Valderrama have indeed split up, ending their roughly six-month romantic odyssey. The break-up further cements Valderrama's place as this generation's Scott Baio; he'll almost certainly tie a bandana around his thigh and drown his sorrows with a three-week orgy at the Playboy Mansion. Meanwhile, Lohan is now free to chase her first love, the emotionally-distant-yet-darkly-smoldering Captain Morgan.