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Britney Spears has really caught the writing bug, huh? We like to imagine her peacefully lying in bed, then awakening bolt upright when inspiration strikes, scrambling for her bedside quill and parchment, clamoring to record her thoughts as spent cans of Red Bull clatter to the floor. It appears her peculiar muse has struck again:

As I said earlier, my priorities have changed and I am going to be focusing on three main areas of my life for the immediate future. Myself, my husband, Kevin and starting a family.

When I really come back, things will be totally different. Until then, there are some things close to me that you might be interested in seeing. For one, you will be able to get a taste of my fine hubby on a few covers; Jamie Lynn has her show coming out and of course, the tabloid’s weekly analysis of my “letter of truth”. Hopefully, they won’t be trying to decipher that one for much longer! I can’t wait to read what they say this week. He He! Well, now I’ve really got to go!

She's on to us! She knows we're analyzing these Letters of Truth, hunting for clues to her unknowable essential nature! What chance do we ever have of deconstructing these epistles when she's self-consciously inviting us to have at them, then taunting our feeble attempts at ever knowing her? She's clearly won this round, fellow Spears searchers, and now we have no choice but to buy the upcoming greatest hits record and scour the liner notes for the breadcrumb trail she's left to her heart.