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In hopes that we can stop the responses you're firing into our inbox like ads for penis-enlargement pills (btw, they don't work. we're still hung like a gerbil emerging from the December surf), let us wrap up this latest installment of the Blind Item Guessing Game. But first, remind yourself of the linguistic nuances of One Blackmailed Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Adored Ava has it all—fame, wealth, sex partners, big boobs. She also has quite the past, including sex with heaps of men, women, tools, tiaras, you shocked-to-the-hilt name it! Sounds exhausting, but whatever; let's get on with the rubbed-raw goods, shall we?" Read the item.

You say:Your guesses are after the jump.

You say: This had to be one of the closest results in the brief history or our guessing game, but Pamela Anderson ultimately proved the most suspiciously orgy-prone celebrity among our respondents. Many identified Ted's references to "big boobs" and "tools" (referring to Anderson's gig as a "Tool Time" girl on Home Improvement) as obvious giveaways. And, you know, the fact that most of us have seen the Pam N' Tommy tape that gave birth to the entire celebrities-fucking-on-camera movement that has since consumed our culture. Do journalists really need to blackmail her? Seems to us like she needs the press as Father Time lets the air out of her great talents.

You also say: Angelina Jolie, mostly because she's actually talented and seems like she'd pretty much be up for anything. She doesn't seem like she'd particularly care what the press writes about her sex life, since she's admitted to everything but having monogamous, missionary-position sex on Jupiter.

You also say: Paris Hilton, owing to Ted's reference to "hilt" and a tiara, Hilton's brand icon. Again, would anyone be the least bit surprised if she were a group sex aficionado? Unless, of course, she likes her orgies to involve the tragically unfashionable. Like, that would be totally not hot.

Others receiving a handful of guesses were Anna Nicole Smith (naturally), Queen Latifah (intriguing), Jennifer Lopez (boring), Martha Stewart (in prison they call orgies "lunchtime"), Kelly Ripa, Nicole Richie, Renee Zellweger, and Madonna.

And The Andy Dick Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Andy Dick. You know: Been there, done that...and him...and her...two more hims...and hey, where did that sheep come from?

Thanks to everyone for playing!