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Wherein we invite our readers to untie the merit badge-worthy prose-knots proffered by humpy E! gossip Scout Troop Leader Ted Casablanca and guess the identity of his weekly blind item. This time, there's no mention of overdoses or publicist-unfriendly man-on-man action from a straight star, but Ted does drop the orgy bomb. Marinate in One Blackmailed Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Adored Ava has it all—fame, wealth, sex partners, big boobs. She also has quite the past, including sex with heaps of men, women, tools, tiaras, you shocked-to-the-hilt name it! Sounds exhausting, but whatever; let's get on with the rubbed-raw goods, shall we?" Read the item.

UPDATE: You say: Your guesses are posted!