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When Britney Spears told her fans that she was "going to take some time off to enjoy life" in her much-ballyhooed, but incredibly disappointing Letter of Truth, we thought that sounded like code for "I want to take some time to let my unemployed background-dancing soulmate's demon seed grow inside my uterus."

Now Shar Jackson, perhaps the most famous of all C-list baby-mommas, confirms our suspicions about the status of Britney's reproductive system, telling people that the newlyweds have already begun the long march to procreation. (Even Brit's publicist issued the weakest possible denial, saying that "as far as we know, Britney is not pregnant.") There is still no word on when we can expect the little bundle of joy, who will one day enslave us all with its inborn dancing ability, resistance to paychecks, and genetic immunity to the deleterious effects of Red Bull and Cheeto consumption.

UPDATE: This is how bad things have gotten: Everthingbritney.net shuts itself down.