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Wherein we invite our readers to bravely risk a likely prose-induced cerebral hemorrhage and guess the identity of humpy E! gossip Ted Casablanca's weekly blind item This week, Ted laments a lack of secrecy-shrouded gay orgies involving ostensibly straight actors as he sets the stage for One Flying Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Oh, how I hate these. The sexual peccadilloes are so much more fun to write about. But if I could control how things go down in this town, Alec Baldwin would be doing just that to...never mind. On to the too sad dirt. At a swank hotel on a beach near Los Angeles, the late-night staff was more than perturbed. 'Room 666' (as it came to be called) was housing Tracy Trackmark for the weekend." Read the item.

You say: Your guesses are posted!