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In the interest of promoting the safety of our readers, we pass along this alert about a new menace terrorizing the streets of the Beverly Hills area:

I was making a right-hand turn on to Clark on the BH-WeHo border when a brand spankin' new silver Bentley Continental GT comes barreling toward me.

Driven by none other than Paris Hilton herself with her head out the window and some chuckle-head pumping his fist out the passenger window. Which could only mean more was to come. After I conscientiously made my turn, I was forced to stop because more of Miss Hilton's entourage were following behind, all driving as erratically as her. Moral of this story? If you see Paris Hilton driving ANY vehicle of any kind, proceed with EXTREME caution; it seems they give drivers licenses to any moron with the brain capacity of a rock and a little of Daddy's money.

We can't stress the need for extreme caution in these circumstances enough. If you see that silver Bentley and its motorcade approaching in your rear-view mirror, calmly pull over to the side of the road and let them pass. Do NOT under any circumstances attempt any aggressive, retaliatory maneuvers; Hilton and her gang would likely respond to those tactics by forcing your car off the road, then making you co-star in a sex video at gunpoint. Please, be careful out there.