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As far as we can tell by reading today's news and tabloid coverage of Lindsay Lohan's mystery illness, she's still in an unnamed hospital (we hear it's the one that rhymes with "Breeders Get High") and undergoing tests to determine what's laid her out. (Please, the girl is sick, no Fez jokes.) Her rep, the always forthcoming Leslie Sloane Zelnick, is telling everyone that she's running a 103-degree fever; adjusting for PR spin, we can conservatively say that Lohan's temperature is somewhere between 113-138 degrees. Her father also told Page Six that she might have meningitis, but the rumors have it that he hasn't been able to see her because a) she's been admitted under an alias that no one's told him and b) Lohan's mother has a restraining order against him. In any case, he probably shouldn't be floating rumors like that, lest he want the entire Hollywood nightclub community rounded up for quarantine.