Now that the leaves are turning, we KNOW you're all prepping your Chrismukkah lists for the lucky bastards who have to buy you presents. What better item to go at the top of those lists than former Gucci head whore Tom Ford's new book, complete with a white leather case? Put a big star by it, so your loved one knows it's worth the retail price of $350. For the poor white trash, there's a non-leather version for $125. Both go for less at Amazon, natch. But would Tom want you to buy discount?

Tom Ford Channels Matthew Barney [Greg.org via Towleroad]