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Everyone knows that legendary womanizer Jack Nicholson has slept with more women than can be counted on the clasped fingers of every Hands Across America participant, but now the litany of his conquests has been catalogued in the new biography, Jack: The Great Seducer. Sure, the book names names (Gia Carangi, Christina Onassis, Lara Flynn Boyle, Mamie Eisenhower, a particularly seductive keyhole in his Hills manse), but it's real draw are the revelations about the secrets of Nicholson's cocksmitherymanship, like this one naming the fuel for his love machine :

A woman Jack brought up to his Mulholland Drive pleasure dome recalls: "He could make love all night long. I stopped counting at seven." Afterward, the book reports, Jack ate an entire apple pie before returning to lovemaking.

While this "I stopped counting at seven" business (Defamer personal record: 1.5, same night!!) is certainly impressive, we're pretty sure we could down an entire apple pie after snorting a punchbowl full of blow, too.

  • Rush & Molloy: Writing the book on Jack's amours [NY Daily News]