Things have been relatively quiet within the comely offices of Conde Nast's Cargo magazine; we were beginning to wonder if EIC Ariel Foxman had flogged his staff into quiet submission. Thankfully, a reader has broken free from the shackles of silence to report two staffing changes: fashion writer Mike Albo has fled the building and reportedly takes Foxman's assistant (Abigail Weintraub?). More significantly, we hear this is the second assistant to quit under Foxman in three months. What gives? Is working with the pretty men of Cargo a decidedly unpretty experience? Please advise.