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As another blind item guessing game comes to a close, we'd like to sincerely thank all of you for playing. Also: What do you have against plus-size celebrities? You know, not *every* person in Hollywood has had work done—just the ones who have SAG cards. A quick refresher course in One Redesigning Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Granted, I don't know bull-poop about surgeries and whatnot, despite what my detractors say. If I wanna lose weight, I stay away from In 'n' Out and the Häagen-Dazs section at Gelson's. Others, like Slurpy Sheila? Don't know." Read the item.

You say: Your guesses are after the jump.

You say: Not since the Zach Braff Incident have we seen such an avalanche of metaphysical certitude on the part of our readers, as you overwhelmingly guessed Anna Nicole Smith. Sample justification: "Nobody can just peel their bloated carriage off the $8000 chez purchased with their practically-dead-before-he-died late husband's fortune, guzzle a few bottles of TrimSpa, and regain their formerly taut, boob-implant-exposing frame." Well, there goes our TrimSpa sponsorship. Our friends all favor the Bolivian Powdered 24-Hour Miracle Diet anyway.

You also say: Many of you decoded Ted's phrase "we got your steely number" as a reference to Steely Dan's "Rikki Don't Lose That Number," thusly guessing Ricki Lake. Yes, quite resourceful of you. The less-motivated cryptographers among you similarly connected Ted's derisive "big-ass ways" to the woman who holds the patent to all things ass-related, Jennifer Lopez. Come now, she can't have her primary asset looking like a pin cushion.

You also say: Also receiving a smattering of votes was Queen Latifah, but we think you're just pissed off about Taxi.

And The Andy Dick Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Andy Dick, who garnered more mentions than either Kelly Osbourne or Star Jones. Way to go, Andy!