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Wherein we invite our readers to guess the maliciously obscured identity of humpy E! ubergossip Ted Casablanca's weekly blind item. Having seemingly (and hopefully, temporarily) expended his reserves of gay sex items in last week's orgy, Ted turns his attention to two of Hollywood's lasting obsessions, plastic surgery and drugs. For your guessing pleasure, One Redesigning Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Granted, I don't know bull-poop about surgeries and whatnot, despite what my detractors say. If I wanna lose weight, I stay away from In 'n' Out and the Häagen-Dazs section at Gelson's. Others, like Slurpy Sheila? Don't know." Read the item.

You say: Send your guesses to tips@defamer.com. We'll post them later today. As the kids say, bring it!

UPDATE: No more guesses, your reponses are posted.