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If she didn't cash in on this whole 5-month incarceration thing, she wouldn't be Martha Stewart, now would she? Lawyers on behalf of the domestic mogul have been quietly shopping around a "prison diary" to be written by Martha during her lock-up, which would hit the stands by summer. No deal has been closed yet, but Crown seems to be in the lead for somewhere around $5 million. After she gets past writing the obligatory text on her boring feelings, we're hoping for a special chapter on something useful, like how to bake a shiv into delicate kiwi tarts.
Martha Stewart's Prison Diaries [NY Metro]