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Please forgive us if we're giving the news of Nicky Hilton's rumored annulment from rent-a-husband Todd Meister short shrift, but lately we find it hard to get excited about Hilton news that makes a mockery of the institution of marriage without creatively involving a wedding cake in some on-camera sodomy. Call us jaded. We're sure the Pope is on his way to Los Angeles to spin the couple counterclockwise and declare that the marriage was all a bad dream, without so much as pausing to determine if they're Catholic. We wish those crazy, publicity-loving kids all the best in their newly-single lives.