Defamer Correction: Britney Spears Post Of October 6th, 2004

[Ed.note—In an attempt to emulate the accountability rituals of some forms of mainstream journalism, Defamer will occasionally bury notes of correction and omission late on Friday afternoon, where most readers will never see them.]
In our "Britney Vs. The Paparazzi, Round Two" post of October 6th we described Britney Spears' latest altercation with aggressive paparazzi without mentioning (in the words of a reader) her "obvious bralessness and her crazily-lopsided nipples." Indeed, there appears to be something noteworthy in the orientation of her nipples and/or her choice to appear in public without a suitable foundation garment. We regret the oversight.