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Another week, another downpour of responses to this week's twin Awful Truth blind items. You truly relish the opportunity to shamelessly point the Gay Finger at Hollywood's hottest, sexually-conflicted young studs. Once more, with feeling, One Boyishly Bad Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "So, we got Jolly Johnny headin' outta H-town and taking over a certain fabulous harbor hotel in a rather famous port city recently. J2, in town for some biz, really worked over his fancy-schmancy hotel suite." Read the item.

And a refresher on One Boyishly Beyond Blind Vice:

Ted sez: "Oh, you thought we were done with the puerile penis set, didja? Hardly. No, we still need to zero in on Grimy Gus and Harland Fuss (or as they're known to their most secretive of buds, Gussy 'n' Fussy). G. 'n' F. have been on location recently." Read the item.

You say: Your guesses after the jump.

You say [One Boyishly Bad Blind Vice]: Ever since the Zach Braff Debacle of two weeks ago, Ted's seemed a little more determined to work the gossip sleight-of-hand. Still, you dusted off your Casablanca-to-English decoder rings and declared that "Jolly Johnny" is...John Cusack? We think you might want to send those rings back to Crackerjack, because Lloyd Dobler, the Official Breeder Romantic Icon of the '80s™ certainly does. Not. Go. Gay. Really now. Were any of you born before 1983? We kid about your age because we were born in '87.

You also say: A late push for Orlando Bloom fell short of unseating the darkhorse Cusack nomination. Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg and Matt Damon garnered guesses for their connection to the fine harbor city of Boston. Colin Farrell was among the named, presumably because he's reportedly drunk enough to fuck anybody. And a couple of mentions of Benicio del Toro, who so memorably pleased Scarlett Johannson in a Chateau Marmont elevator, merit, er, a mention. But whatever. We're sure you're all way off base.

You say [One Boyishly Beyond Blind Vice]: As for the identities of gay wonder twins Gussy and Fussy, it seems that you think Tobey Maguire and Leonardo DiCaprio's infamous "Pussy Posse" was either a smokescreen or inaccurately named. Come now, gentle readers, anyone who'd run around calling their friends the Pussy Posse is obviously too tacky to be gay. You know, unless they meant it in a campy way.

You also say: Always a supposedly-gay bridesmaid and never a supposedly-gay bride, you pegged Orlando Bloom and a host of his Lord of the Rings co-stars as your runner-up. Better luck next week, Big O. Other random couplings feverishly described in your e-mails were Matthew McConaughey/Cole Hauser, Joaquin Phoenix/Casey Affleck, Heath Ledger/Jake Gyllenhaal (come on, that's just a movie!), and Justin Timberlake and the ghost of Liberace. OK, we made that last one up, but somebody really should have guessed it.

And The Andy Dick Memorial "You Also Say" Item Goes To: Andy Dick. Thanks for playing!