Single ladies, your bible has arrived: the October issue of Gotham is on the newsstands and, if you can get past the hideous cover shot of Kevin Bacon, you'll find their list of Manhattan's 100 most eligible bachelors. It's addled with the typical investment bankers, mini-moguls, realtors and...interior designers? Gee, that seems a little off. Actually, we KNOW not all of these boys are playing on their purported hetero team (with the exception of the few who admiringly speak of an ideal "partner"). As one insider noted, "Half the guys are of the confirmed variety, which isn't noted anywhere. Manhattan golddiggers are about to get punk'd."

So let's have some fun with this, shall we? After the jump, we'll run the list and you, dear readers, please send your gaydar guesses our way. If the results are thick and juicy, we'll publish them.

Gotham's 100 Most Eligible Bachelors

Gordon Ampel
Kiwan Anderson
Joey Angelo
Mike Appa
Emmet Austin
Adam Bailey
Greg Bello
Ron Berkowitz
Andrew Black
Jerry Blair
Oscar Blondi
Bret Bobo
Michael Breene
Alex Brodsky
Mike Cagle
Anthony Champalimaud
Jonathan Cheban
Guy Chetwynd
Jesse Cole
Scott Conant
Kevin Crawford
Jon Cropper
Jeffrey Dagowitz
Damon Dash
Chris Del Gatto
John Demsey
James Deutch
Carlos Dominguez
Michael Doneff
Ryan Drexler
Francois Duquesne
Ben Elliot
Scott Epstein
Scott Feldman
Sam Firer
Trevor Freeland
Robert Futterman
Sandy Gallin
Marc Jason Geller
Maneesh K Goyal
Seth Greenberg
Pier Guerci
Shaun Hawkins
Bill Hemmer
Michael Holtz
Steven Horn
Glenn Johnson
Abel Joseph
Ken Kaess
Hratch Kaprielian
E. O'Brien Kelley
Clinton Kelly<
Amir Khamneipur
Ed "Jean Luc" Kleefield
Matthew Knauer
Russell Kwiat
David Lauren
Chris Leavitt
Bennet Leifer
Nicholas Lowry
Cristiano Mancini
Gilles Mendel
Brendan Monaghan
Craig Nealy
Howie Nicholsby
Rohan Oza
Nicholas Perricone, MD
Mitch Pollak
Jason Pomeranc
Dylan Ratigan
James Reginato
Eugene Remm
Jeffrey Roseman
Andrew Rosen
Richard Roth
Steven Rubenstein
Eric Sadeh, MD
Scott Sanders
Alessandro Sacrsini
Sam Schaffer
Phil Schlanger
Alex Schwartz
Douglas Scott
Bobby Short
Cator Sparks
Rob Speyer
Chris Steele
Noah Stewart
Jason Strauss
Robert Stricker
Noah Tepperberg
Zang Toi
Maximillian Tucci-Delmonico
Gary Van Dis
Bronson Van Wyck
Anthony Veneziale
Douglas Wilson
Kenneth Wyse
Robert Zimmerman