The Blind Item Guessing Game: The Triumphant Return Of Celebrity Drug Abuse: Your Guesses

Your guesses for Ted Casablanca's especially stingy blind item clues have been logged by our army of interns and are presented below. Again, One Blind Blind Vice:
Ted sez: "Fine, there has been too much homo stuff these past weeks. I've gotta give just a tad to the hetero high rollers, right? And in the case of Velma Verge, high is the appropriate word, damn straight. t's an old story: A young, pretty girl gets—in no particular order—fame, a fellah and overfed." Read the item.
You say: Your guesses after the jump.
You say: In a very close vote, you speculatively ID'd Velma Verge as Lindsay Lohan. Many expressed doubts about how "truly fine" LL boyfriend Wilmer Valderrama is, but that a matter of questionable taste. You put aside your uncertainties long enough to brand her as a potentially "overfed" starlet Hoover. Nah, couldn't be. Booze is her thing, right? No one mixes booze and blow in L.A.
You also say: Many seized upon the pseudonym "Velma" as a hint that the snort-tastic actress starred in Scooby Doo, and thus offered "Sarah Michelle Gellar," but not enough to put her over the top and displace Miss Lohan. Also, a couple of you guessed the actress who actually played Velma in the Scooby flicks, Linda Cardellini. We will fight anyone who besmirches the good name of the woman who played Lindsay Weir. Seriously.
You also say: Nearly every female employed in Hollywood garnered at least one vote. There's gotta be a cokehead somewhere in this group! Because we're lazy, we offer only the initials of these random guesses (in no particular order): CZJ, SJ, SB, KD, CA, JA, RZ, MB, RB, CD, CT, DB, PC, KB, NR.
You also say: Andy Dick. And we fucking love you for it.