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In case acid has been burning holes in your stomach from worrying about where temporary Britney Spears husband/unemployed background dancer Kevin Federline scraped up the funds for his new bride's wedding ring, you can now throw away your roll of Tums, Spears has gone on the record to the always-reliable WENN that K-Fed went into hock for the wedding band, and to "contribute to the wedding." Do you get the feeling that his loan application was approved by the Bank of Britney, since lending instiuations generally don't accept dirty wife-beaters and a ten-second performance of professional-quality Running Man as collateral? At least he was smart enough to take out enough money for the ring, the boombox rental, and a bucket of the Colonel's finest. Oh, and we imagine he sprung for the "Shut Up and Do Me" trucker hat as well, which she can pull down nice and tight should her alien mask fall off during her next paparazzi sortee.