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Your messages flooded into our inbox mere moments after we opened the flood gates on this week's guessing game. Frankly, we're a bit overwhelmed by the number of responses to the item. Luckily, your collective intelligence honed in on a single name, saving us the expense of hiring an outside accounting firm to properly tabulate reader-supplied data.

Ted sez: "Shy Sylvester has 'em fooled. Mr. S., so silly, so sweet, so supertalented, has been on quite the rise as of late. His boob-tube series, Janitorial Geniuses, is a megahit. And then if that weren't enough to make the against-the-grain dude infinitely more dork-desirable, he goes and stars in a surprise box-office success. Damn, he's got it made!"Read the full item.

BONUS BLIND ITEM, JUST FOR FUN: From today's Rush & Molloy: "What high-powered agent is hitting the boy bars with a vengeance now that he's split from his wife? 'I conquered Hollywood,' he boasted to friends the other night. 'Now I'll conquer West Hollywood!' ..."

You say: Send guesses to tips@defamer.com. Your answers after the jump.

You say, unanimously:* "Zach Braff," whom in the words of one reader is "also famous for his 'I'm not doing coke, I've got a runny nose from allergies' line at a party recently." Of course, we can't confirm that. For all we know, he did have a runny nose, and the troubling drug-abuse scene in Garden State is not even semi-autobiographical.

Since your considerable powers of deduction weren't exactly taxed by this week's exercise, you turned your critical faculties to the excoriation of the grammar-mangling man behind the item. A sampling of your discontent:

· "He may as well have made his celeb psuedonym "Hack Laugh" or "Pach Maff", to rhyme with obvious vinegar-spewer ZACH BRAFF."

· "So Zach Braff got shot down at a bar. That's news? At a gay bar. Now, THAT'S news my friend."

· "Talk about a slow gossip week . . . Ted sticks it to Zach Braff becauses he's got no game??? Pathetic. Oh, I'm talking about Ted, not Zach."

· "Where's the gay toilet stall sex??"

Everyone has an off day, kids, even Mr. Ted "The Awful Truth" Casablanca. We're sure he's going to try extra hard next week to bring you the gay toilet stall sex you crave, and that he's already cutting apart a copy of Star magazine and pasting the words onto his computer screen in preparation for next week's column.

Thanks for playing!

PS: Oh, yeah, the "Bonus Item" refers to someone working on Wilshire Boulevard, at one of those places where people take ten percent of other people's paychecks for doing little more than shouting into a cellphone and urinating on their assistants. Does that narrow it down? OK, it's one of the places that's often referred to by its initials. That's all you're getting. It was "just for fun"!

[*: A single errant guess kept this being the first-ever unanimous game in our short history, but we're disqualifying the lone dissenter for not trying hard enough.]