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Media elitist sister-site Gawker gets its dirty hands on some bad meth (again), and a truly strange "rumination" on Cynthia Nixon's sexual identity and mutant sanitation-system alligators results:

Wouldn't it be funny if "Sex and the City" alum Cynthia Nixon, like, came out as a lesbian to a local tab (maybe even one that isn't the Post or Newsday) in the next 24 hours? Seriously, what are the chances of something crazy like that?! We're cracking up just thinking about it. We also laughed about urban legends like alligators in the sewers, so who knows? 'Cause we KNOW there be some alligators in the sewers.

Now, maybe we're still a little woozy from our "three hours in heaven" with a can of Mountain Fresh Glade and a bottle of Oxycontin we confiscated from a buddy's medicine cabinet, but wouldn't it be nuts if Cynthia Nixon had left her husband the father of her children for a woman? Nah. Thank God we turned down the GHB, or who knows what crazy shit we'd come up with!

UPDATE: Gawker can't get Nixon's publicist on the phone, probably because they're too busy giving interviews about an "important announcement" that's coming tomorrow...also, note the picture of Nixon and a celeb pal.