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Drudge's please-let-it-not-be-true headline screams about what is possibly America's biggest fraud since the simulated moon landing: MEDIA TRICKED [AGAIN!]: BRIT FAKED WEDDING. They explain,
"US WEEKLY uncovered 'documents' that show Britney Spears' nuptials to be a 'faux wedding.' PEOPLE mag wasted 7 figures for 'exclusive photos'... done to throw everyone off the case... Developing..."

After we recovered from a brief spell where everything we thought we knew exploded in a kaleidoscope of unmeaning and during which gravity briefly reversed itself and we found ourselves pinned to the ceiling, we saw this story that seemingly explains that those crazy kids were so overtaken in matrimonial fervor that they forgot to file the appropriate papers to make it official. Let's hope that's what's going on here, because our tenuous grasp on the gossamer fabric of existence cannot stand another buggering this early in the morning.