The new issue of the New Yorker is out and, much to our delight, there's a lovely feature about Harry Kourounis, the lucky chap who chaffeured Bush biographer Kitty Kelley around town during her PR blitz. Kourounis is an undecided voter but we're hoping Kitty Kelley can win his heart and perhaps his democratic vote. After all, he got to witness such resplendant revelations:

After one interview, her editor said, You know what bothers the press about you?

I m short and I m fat? Kelley said.

They don t get what you get. And they re jealous.

That editor is totally right: we don't get a single penny off of being short and fat.
Publication Day [The New Yorker]