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Another guest at last night's Sass & Bide party provides additional, chilling detail about Bijou Phillips and her incredible dancing ability. Disappointingly, our reader offers no speculation as to what kind of fuel keeps the Bijou Phillips Party Machine in constant motion, other than possible brain damage.

I was at the S&B party last night as well, and yes, Bijou danced around like an idiot, planting herself in the middle of the room when no one else was dancing, alternately busting out break dance spin moves, doing the Running Man, the Cabbage Patch, and something that was either the Kid 'n Play, the Hammer Dance or a New Kids on the Block routine - I can't remember the subtleties of each. It's been a while since junior high. Anyway, I've seen her do this at a few parties, I think she thinks it's ironically funny or cool or something. Or she's quite possibly retarded, hard to tell.