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We haven't done one of our world-famous Defamer Blind Items lately, so when a particularly interesting tip crossed our paths moments ago, we figured that it was about time to break the black eye-bars out of storage. Today's degree of difficulty: 7 out of 10.

WHAT Hollywood couple, consisting of a former Britney Spears devirginizer and a star of the Charlie's Angels blockbuster movie franchise, has recently ended their relationship? A source deep inside the Former N'Sync Member/ Shrek Voiceover Star Information Industry indicated that "he" told "people" to let a certain "fringe" "actress" (with whom he'd had a PG-rated history) know that he was officially on the market and ready for XXX-level action when their paths next cross.