Hollywood PrivacyWatch: WOW Report At The Spotlight

The WOW Report's James St. James stumbles into the Spotlight, the legendary hustler bar on Cahuenga, and encounters John Waters and the cast from his upcoming sex-addict movie A Dirty Shame.
Spotlight, is, of course, officially the ninth circle of Hell. It’s a tweaker den filled with one-eyed, toothless hustlers and drag queens in wheelchairs – you know the scene. I just go to play the Trivia Whiz machine. I SAID: I JUST GO THERE TO PLAY THE TRIVIA WHIZ MACHINE. At any rate, as my eyes adjusted to the darkness, who do I see at the first table but JOHNNY KNOXVILLE, JOHN WATERS, SELMA BLAIR and AHMET ZAPPA! Maybe not Ahmet Zappa. My eyes were so blinded by the beauty that is Johnny Knoxville that the cast of EVERWOOD could have been masturbating onstage and I wouldn’t have noticed.
It's great that Waters took out his cast for a field trip, but reading this left us vaguely depressed. Does he mean to tell us that the winks we get whenever we're on the way to Amoeba Records and our car is stopped at the red light on the Spotlight's corner might merely have been some involuntary facial twitching from an over-tweaked drag queen? We'll never feel truly beautiful again.