The Blind Item Guessing Game: Double The Fun, Half The Calories
Wherein we invite readers to rearrange the randomly-scattered words in humpy E! gossiper Ted Casablanca's weekly blind items into some fractured semblance of English, and, if no aneurysm results from the labor, submit guesses as to the concealed celebrity's identity. For the second straight week, Ted has returned from the gossip mountaintop with two blind items; feel free to guess one, both, or to collapse in the bitter, salty tears of failure and frustration. Enjoy One Hungry Blind Vice, both His and Hers.
Ted sez: "Dopey Darryl is engaged to be married. He's a well-known performer, but what he's really good at performing—sex—isn't as well known to his fiancée as it is to a certain college coed's pals. I think. But first, let's back up." Read the full item.
Ted sez:"Lola Blohyaah is too sweet to be believed. I knew somethin' was up when she hit the virginal-star scene, and as it turns out, a lotta things are up. And ready. Wanna hear the de-lish deets? (Might wanna put on a condom first, babycakes.)" Read the full item.
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