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It seems like only a couple days ago that we were lamenting Ben Affleck's seeming disappearance from the tabloids, and already we're being treated to all kind of stories involving Big B Aff. Don't call it a comeback. We hear that he's been hanging around the set of Alias with new fling Jennifer Garner, where her ex-boyfriend, Michael Vartan, is still employed. Sounds like a fun place to work! Affleck and Vartan can hang around J-Gar's trailer while she's shooting, trying to think up a cutesy combined name suitable for tabloid headlines. But we'll suggest "BenGar" as a solution, allowing the two guys to get back to the uncomfortable silences on the set. BenGar: Vaguely medicinal sounding and yet sufficiently annoying to stick in your head. Frankly, it's perfect.